Sun and sand lie behind the pearly gates
Where the golden gods and goddesses roam
Where every mussel is flexed
And everyone is perfectly toned
Take me away to where I can survive
No one shall be taken alive
You may be the king of the beach
But I'm the king of the ocean
I'll pull you in by my tides
And eat your insides
Beach bully, kicking sand in my face
Try it again, and your limbs will be displaced
You take me for granted and I'll shatter you to grains
As I rape your girlfriend on your rotting remains
With a lack of remorse
You fill your veins with juice
So you're ripped like a wild seahorse
But now it's time for the fun to begin
Peeling the skin to reveal the arteries
I will inject you with my personal ink
You'll swell like a blueberry and eventually prune
You'll look like a modern society baboon
Bang on your chest to show your dominance
But your pectorals will sag and do a jiggly dance
So flex your mussels at me again and I'll tear you to shreds
Murder is my hobby, it makes me see red
A terrible sight that you have become
A bloody mess will fill the children with fright
Kill every pathetic child too
To ensure there won't be a second coming
Of a douche like you
I've been a Slugdge fan for quite some time as I already own the first three albums separately, but having them conveniently all in one definitely seemed worth another buy. Love these guys, can't wait for more material! Morticia Marie
I can safely say that after jamming this album for 3 years, it is hands down my FAVORITE death metal album. I've never been able to pick a favorite before, but every single thing about this album is just perfection. Flawless production, god-level riffage, ride cymbal work that rings through to your bones, bass lines that perfectly accentuate the rhythm and the riffs, and of course HAIL MOLLUSCA Hatch